Rocky Vs Askew

Look 'askew' could be seen as a difficult word....Taken by surprise he might not know.....It's not as if when a picture is out of line, he would say "oh it's askew there". He'd say it's crookit or something....Right, so when an old Biddy comes along and is being all Little Ms. Architect trying to wave her Degree that she can draw you don't have to rub it in with BIG words.....As in BIG words not used in everyday terms.....Next she'll be calling the rice Oryza Sativa......when there is no need...